another int... JWR- what are your favourite tour bus activities?
SG- what was that? Topless?!
JWR- no, tour bus! I interviewed Home Grown and he said the same thing. Tour Bus!!
ZV- we’re gunna change it! We’re gunna make it topless!
SG- our favourite topless activities? Jumping on trampolines!
ZV- French kissing!
SG- playing hide the beer! (laughs) drinking beer!
ZV- shaving my chest! I do that quite often!
JWR- manly! What about your back?!
ZV- no, my back’s fine!
SG- show it! (Zacky gets up and shows me his smooth back, then turns round and starts to show his chest, but gets shy and sits back down)
All- awwwww!
ZV- I’m Italian what can I say?!
SG- as we get older we get more fucking hairy and get bigger bellies! But that’s the way it happens!
JWR- what are your favourite films of all time?
ZV- (screams) WOOOAAAAOOO!! (laughter) you gotta write that! You gotta write woooaaaoooo!! (laughs) OK, favourite films…I love horror movies! I love all horror movies! Shawshank Redemption is my favourite film of all time, but I love horror movies!
SG- I don’t know what favourite film is of all time. Probably Robin Hood. (puts on TERRIBLE English accent) fitting that we’re in Nottingham!
ZV- Sherwood Forest! Fucking shoot an arrow! (mimes shooting an arrow)
SG- is there a Sherwood Forest here?
JWR- yeah.
SG- oh it’s real?! (gets very excited and screams) we gotta go to Sherwood fucking forest! There’s no way it’s all true!
ZV- how does it feel living in England knowing Robin Hood was going around fucking fucking people?!!
JWR- it’s OK!
ZV- Robin Hood Men In Tights! I fucking love it!
SG- (still in shock) there’s a Sherwood Forest! Is it haunted?
JWR- um, I don’t think so! There’s a Nottingham castle as well.
SG and ZV- there’s a castle?!
JWR- there’s loads of castles.
SG- oh my God!
ZV- OK, is everyone rich here?
JWR- no! (laughs)
JWR- time for my totally pointless, completely random question now. Would you rather be poked in the eye by a penguin, or kicked in the shin by a sheep?!!
ZV- I would take the sheep cos I’d take that sheep and turn it around and I’d fucking…
SG- right around!
ZV- I’d fucking, So-Cal style baby! So-Cal! Back in Southern California, we’ll fucking grab that sheep turn it around and we’ll fucking shave it! (laughter)
SG- we see a lot of sheep, and they are like (does crazy impression) “baaa!” And we’re like, what the fuck?! That’s odd! Baaa is baaad!!!
ZV- so sheep definitely!
JWR- anger towards sheep!
SG- (puts on voice) It’s a little too hot for you penguin!! (laughter)
JWR- that’s it. Do you wanna add anything?
ZV- yeah. (takes the Dictaphone and whispers into it) don’t believe everything you read, or hear.
JWR- OK then! That’s it. Oh, do you wanna add anything?
SG- well I wanted to! But obviously you don’t want me to! (mock sulks) well I have to think, what do I wanna add? (I pass him the Dictaphone) there’s gotta be a good quote. I had a good quote. I had a good fucking quote earlier. Uuuuuum….nope! (laughter) oh, I have this recorder!
JWR- please God don’t delete anything!
SG- I have to same one! Erase, that’s right there! It’s that yellow button! (pretends to press it)
JWR- no no no nooo!!! Please no! (Zacky takes it off him)
ZV- my final words for this interview are…(puts the recorder in his mouth) WAAAAA! (laughs and passes it to Sinister) SG- I don’t have anything. ZV- waaaaaaaa!! (passes it to Sinister) SG- (shouts) I don’t have any… ZV- waaaaaaaaa!!! (passes it to Sinister again) SG- I still don’t have… ZV- waaaaaaaa!!!
At this point Sinister steals my recorder and runs off into a corner with it, I try to get it back but at that moment a security man comes in and wants to talk to me, so I just had to leave Sinister doing God knows what on my recorder and pray he didn’t delete anything! When I finally got it back off him he seemed very pleased with himself and wanted us to listen to what he had put straight away (he said this while jumping about like small child who’s had too many E numbers). It was only when I get home that I discovered what was on there, and let’s just say, it has to be heard to be believed! It’s basically him singing, in sort of a baby/child voice something about “fun in the corner” and giggling maniacally!!! You can also hear Zacky cheering him on in the background and me laughing. A truly classic interview!
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